• Why choose us?

    High-quality reports, courses & scripts

      Friendly, experienced and talented team

    Some of the best prices around

    Tailored to your needs!

    Power up your Sitcom

    From £69 per detailed set of notes

     

    Our well-respected script notes will pinpoint your script's strengths and weaknesses and include LOADS of ideas on how to improve.

    • Detailed 4-5 page report
    • Designed to help you make your script up to twice as good
    • Includes a 'fit assessment' against major UK TV channels
    • Catches typos!

    Supercharge your Sketch

    Just £19 per sketch

     

    Our concise notes will highlight where and how you could punch things up, with help on:

    • Making sure you have a strong concept
    • Creating compelling characters with natural dialogue
    • Findings ways to improve energy and escalation
    • Ideas for how to come up with jokes and punchlines

    Build your skills

    From £79 per course seat

     

    Learn the secrets of Sitcom, Topical Comedy or simply How to Write your First Joke with one of our highly rated courses!

    • Supportive and friendly environment
    • Plenty of interactive exercises and examples
    • Work in pairs to build your skills 
    • Students receive a copy of all course materials

     

      Unlock your Show

      From £99 per development package

       

      We offer a fully managed service taking you from the ideas stage to polished pre-shooting script. Our skilled team offers:

      • Initial consultation via Skype
      • Dedicated Script Editor
      • Help in generating great ideas
      • A full set of script notes (inc. up to 2 rewrites) plus polishing

       

        Commission a script

        From £79 per bespoke script

         

        A bespoke script-writing service to bring your concepts and ideas to life, be it an advert, short film or sketch.

        • We'll supply a writer who matches your style
        • The writer will work with you to generate a range of ideas
        • Receive a first draft and up to 2 x re-writes of your chosen idea
        • Advice and guidance available as required

         

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