• Helping you find the funny

     

    "Clearly knows comedy, I would recommend (their) feedback to any budding sitcom writer"

    Laurence Tratalos

    (BBC Comedy Writersroom Winner 2015)

  • Why choose us?

    High-quality reports, scripts, productions & courses

      Friendly, experienced & talented team

    Some of the best prices around

    Tailored to your needs!

    Professional Script Reports

    From just £69 per report

     

    Our high impact reports give you the feedback you need to make your script up to twice as good. Choose from mini or full options and we will:

    • Highlight strengths
    • Pinpoint weaknesses
    • Offer up LOADS of opportunities to improve
    • Answer any questions you may have

    1-2-1 Coaching

    From only £169 for 3 weeks support

     

    Our 1-2-1 coaching service is all about supporting your needs through a mix of advice, training and feedback. Choose a 3, 5 or 7 week support package to receive:

    • Weekly Skype calls and feedback 
    • Reading materials & guidance
    • Creative templates & a shared workspace via Google Docs
    • Weekly exercises to improve your skills

    Training Courses

    From only £55 per course

     

    Learn the secrets of Sitcom, take a Topical Comedy Masterclass or simply learn how to write your first joke with one of our highly rated courses!

    • Supportive and friendly environment
    • Plenty of interactive exercises and examples
    • Work in pairs to build your skills 
    • Students receive a copy of all course materials

     

      Premium Podcasts

      From just £100 per minute

       

      Using our network of award-winning writers. producers and performers, we can create bespoke podcasts that add rocket fuel to your audience engagement.

      • Free consultation meeting to understand your needs
      • Near-Radio 4 standard content
      • Fully produced 'upload and go' content
      • Optional high-impact marketing packs

       

        Idea Development

        From just £149 per development pack

         

        A service designed to help you move from ideas through to polished pre-shooting scripts. Packages are for bundles of 3, 6 & 9 scripts and include:

        • An initial consultation via Skype
        • A dedicated Script Editor
        • Script notes on your 1st and 2nd drafts
        • A final polish to a pre-shooting standard

         

          Bespoke Scripts

          From only £79 per bespoke script

           

          Our crack team of writers and script editors have experience across radio, online and TV. Whether it's for an advert, showcase, web-series or sketch show, we can help.

          • Selection of a writer who matches your style
          • Delivery of a script that meets your brief
          • Rewrites included!
          • All supported by a professional Script Editor

           

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          b) We state typical delivery times for all our products. If we are unlikely or unable to meet those delivery times, we will let you know up-front and offer a full refund. 
          c) If, during the process of the work being conducted, we identify that we will be unable to meet specified or agreed delivery times, we will let you know as soon as possible and agree a revised delivery time.  If we cannot agree a revised delivery time we will cease work and provide a full or partial refund, dependent on the degree of work completed (e.g. if we have completed 2 out of 3 scripts to a finished state then we will only refund the part fee for the 3rd unfinished script).
          d) All courses will only be run if a minimum threshold number of students book the course. We will confirm that a course is running 1-2 weeks before the course starts.
          e) Once purchased, 1-2-1 Coaching will begin at a date agreed with you. Once started, all 1-2-1 coaching sessions must be completed within the timeframe specified at the point of purchase. Any questions or support requested outside this timeframe will be delivered at our discretion. Any missed sessions must be rescheduled in agreement with us. 
          
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          a) From time to time we may need to make changes in the nature of our products and services delivered: 
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          a)  In the event WE cancel a script service, course or individual lesson, due to minimum student numbers not being reached, or for other reasons such as staff availability, tutor illness, venue unavailability, travel strikes etc. then we will offer you the choice of either a FULL REFUND (lesson fees will be calculated as a proportion of the course fee) or the offer or an alternative future service, course or lesson of a similar nature and standard. 
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          iii) No cancellations are possible once the course has started.  If you are unable to attend the rest of a course or an individual lesson then we may offer you, at our discretion, a place on a comparable course in the future, at no additional charge.
          c) If YOU wish to cancel a script service then you must do so within 48 hours of placing any order.  We will then cease work and provide a full or partial refund, dependent on the degree of work completed (e.g. if we have completed 2 out of 3 scripts to a finished state then we will only refund the part fee for the 3rd unfinished script).
          
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